Did your history teacher announce to the class that you had the mental capacity of a crushed dew worm? Did you ever have one of those days and ‘accidentally’ light your desk on fire? Have you really ingested that much Elmer’s school glue?
Send us your funniest and/or most disturbing and/or heart-warming back-to-school stories. High school or elementary or beyond. Teacher or student point-of-view. The best entries will be illustrated and featured in the Toronto Standard next week. Email them to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Tiffy Thompson is a writer and illustrator for the Toronto Standard. Follow her on Twitter at @tiffyjthompson.