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Best Thing on the Internet Today: Joffrey Bieber
Pasting King Justin's face onto J. Boratheon's body

While Justin Bieber has managed to commit all manner of gaffes as of late, there is still one teenage tyrant traipsing our televisions who is more petulant and disdainful than the Stratford-born idol: King Joffrey Boratheon. On HBO’s Game of Thrones, Joffrey, played by 20-year-old Irish actor Jack Gleeson, rules Westeros like the angsty teen he is. Basically he’s a turd. The bratty dweebs have a lot in common: both control powerful armies, both have a lot of haters, and they both have a knack for fashion. 

So obviously somebody made a Tumblr dedicated to pictures of Justin’s face pasted onto Joffrey’s body: Joffrey Bieber.

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Michael Kolberg is The Sprawl Editor at Toronto Standard. Follow him on Twitter for jokes @mikeykolberg.

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