According to a Tumblr page called corndogsuprise, someone is planning to give away hundreds of free corn dogs in the Honest Ed’s alleyway. They’re doing so today (August 22) from 12 to 3 pm. The Tumblr page doesn’t state much beyond that, so, um, the surprise could be that the corn dogs are laced with Ketamine. Adventure out to Honest Ed’s at your own risk.
Should something happen to you from consuming said corn dog, please don’t blame or sue Toronto Standard. We’re merely the messenger in this scenario. [Via BlogTO]
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