It’s safe to say that when, if ever, the Rob Ford saga finally comes to its conclusion, there will be countless movies, TV projects, and Law & Order episodes depicting just about every public (and many imagined and private) details of this whole ordeal. And there will be merch. Lots and lots of merch.
A Toronto-based company called SqueezeFord is already ahead of the game. They’ve created an item that allows you to alleviate your Ford (and non-Ford) related stresses by squeezing a 4 x 2.5 toy that is designed to look like the Mayor, complete with a football and cell-phone.
“We believe this funny and useful toy will turn negative energy into something fun and positive for everyone,” says the SqueezeFord owner, Chris, in the promotional video. Well, everyone except the Ford Family, of course. The floodgates are open, Toronto. Like it or not, we have a bright Ford family merch, movies, and memorabilia future.
For more, visit: SqueezeFord.
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Jordan Sowunmi is a writer and editor at the Toronto Standard. He is on Twitter: @jordanisjoso
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