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"The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me..."

By Tiffy Thompson

Top: L-R Super Silo (Suicide Blonde), Last Night I Dreamed of Some Bagels (Last Night I Dreamed of San Pedro), I want a new truck (I want a new drug)

Bottom: L-R “It’s not fair to deny me… of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me” (From Alanis Morissette’s You Oughta Know), Juice Box Hero (Juke Box Hero), Wrapped up like a douche (revved up like a deuce), Raspberry Meringue (Raspberry Beret)

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