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Justin Bieber wearing a bow tie that presumably does not belong to him.

If you needed one more reason to never wear a bow tie, here it is: A fight between Justin Bieber’s security toughs and some Southampton club-goers broke out over the weekend because one of the waitresses Justin was leaving with was wearing a bow tie that did not belong to her, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. The bow tie in question was on loan to the waitress from one of the clubbers who took exception to the fact that she had left with Bieber without returning it. This seemingly victimless crime (surely, a man liberated from his bow tie is richer for not having it) escalated into a violent conflict that ended with a man in hospital. 

From the New York Post:

A witness tells us, “Justin left the club with two waitresses. But the guys on the next table were not happy. One of the waitresses — a very attractive blonde — was flirtatiously wearing a bow tie, which one of the guys on the next table had loaned to her.

“As she got into Bieber’s SUV, the guys chased her out, saying they wanted the bow tie back. Bieber’s security pushed back, and a scuffle started.

“As Bieber and his team drove away, someone threw a rock at his car. Bieber jumped out of the sun roof and got on the hood of the car, while his security knocked the guy to the floor.”

Police are now investigating members of Bieber’s entourage over the incident.

So, if Justin Bieber rolls up to the club, keep your bow tie tied tight. Also, don’t steal bow ties. Maybe just never wear a bow tie. Also, don’t throw rocks. And don’t employ overly-aggressive thugs as your security team and climb on the roof of your SUV to taunt any poor suckers who just lost what my have been their nicest bow tie. Frankly nobody looks good in this, especially anyone who was wearing a bow tie.

[via New York Post]

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Michael Kolberg is The Sprawl Editor at Toronto Standard. Follow him on Twitter for jokes @mikeykolberg.

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