If the Craigslist personals section wasn’t enough to forever sully the idea of internet dating for you, perhaps these profiles will. Or maybe you’ll find that special someone. You know, the one you’ve always been looking for. And when you do, I’ll feel a comforting warmth emanating from deep within the cockles of my cold, jaded heart. Just the knowledge that I’ve been able to bring two people together in the sanctity of love is payment enough for this intern. Either way, I’ve done my job.
But don’t blame me if they turn out to be a sociopath. You were forewarned. By them.
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Josh Sherman is an intern at Toronto Standard. You can follow him on Twitter at @joshuaxsherman.
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