A fine chef, Bobby Flay is. A hard worker, Bobby Flay is, without doubt. An exceptionally good person, Bobby Flay may not be. I’m not trying to defame him or anything. I’m a pretty big Food Network fan. It’s just that he seems sort of pissed off, sort of angry all the time, and kind of like a diva. I mean, the man’s got cash, and is without a doubt one of the most popular American chef of all time. But he’s not very funny or charming. Until now.
Angry Bobby Flay is Bobby Flay’s alter-ego Twitter, the one he uses when his Hulk side comes out, whereby he tells the world what’s really on his mind. Some of his best tweets include:
“Keep the fuckin’ spice rack alphabetized! Caraway goes to the LEFT of Cardamom! It can’t get any easier!”
“If you didn’t want your onion volcano critiqued, then you shouldn’t have let me in the fuckin’ hibachi place!”
“I don’t wash my fruits and vegetables in the sink, I wash them in the shower with me. It’s a sensual experience you wouldn’t understand.”
See? That’s more like it, Bawby.
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Jessica Carroll is the Toronto Standard’s “Best Thing on the Internet Today” columnist. Follow her on Twitter at @jssckr.
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Big-ups to my friend Carlyn for bringing this to my attention.
