I’m tired today. Yelping With Cormac isn’t helping. But on a different, less drowsy day, I’d find it hilarious. You get it, right? It’s a Tumblr that envisions Yelp reviews by one “Cormac M.”

Okay, go look at it now while I sneak away and get a Tim Horton’s “French Vanilla.”

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Jessica Carroll is the Standard’s editorial assistant. Follow her on Twitter at @jssckr and become her friend. (Send her tips for Best Thing on the Internet Today there, too!)

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