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Best Thing on the Internet Today: Celebrity Close-Ups
Spots, bumps, freckles and wrinkles for all to see.

Natalie Portman

Do you ever play that game with yourself when you’re in line at the grocery store where you try really hard not to look at the tabloid magazines because you know caring about celebrities is indulgent and an activity best left for the brainless masses but you always end up losing because you find yourself drawn to stories of Kourtney Kardashian’s hardships and pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini? Phew, I can relate. Lindsay Lohan has cellulite too! Rejoice! (For the record: I am cellulite-less.)

Celebrity Close-Ups has taken the “they’re just like us”  and turned it into something that’s more like “ewwwwww.” Let yourself be drawn into the horrible hellmouth as you scroll through HD close-ups of all your favourites from Kate Winslet (who looks beauty, btw), to Tori Spelling, to Carrot Top, etc. forever. My personal favourite image is of Wynona Ryder… No explanation necessary.

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