Since we are in the age of quantified culture (I’m name checking you, Adorno), why not unabashedly lose all of your dignity, and copy and paste this little widget into your very own website? Yeah, it gives you more Facebook likes; or it makes it magically appear as though you have more anyway. You’ll be able to show up all your promo “friends” on Facebook on who’s winning the popularity war. (Ed note: I am!) Here are some other possible uses for this:

1. You’ve just graduated, you’re broke as fuck, and applying for ‘Social Media Coordinator’ positions, but have no online presence? With LikeFake.com, you’ll have that job in no time!

2. You’ve just graduated, you’re broke as fuck, and trying to make some scratch? With LikeFake.com, you can dupe potential advertisers into paying you top dollar for a banner on your startup-food review site!

3. You’ve just graduated, you’re broke as fuck, and trying to have something to brag about to your buddies with real jobs and a paycheck? Fill your self-esteem void with LikeFake.com!

PS. Don’t think that I forgot all you Twitter heads out there. You get some love too with GetMoreFollowers.com! For the low, low price of $277, you’ll have 25,000 followers virtually delivered to your Twitter profile in no time.

 

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Andrew Stanley was the engineer responsibile for Tupac’s Coachella hologram. Yeah, of course he’s proud. Follow him on Twitter at @AndrewStanley_.

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