Articles by Michael Takasaki
Idea #22
How the continuing downfall of Lenny Dykstra could help you get your laundry done faster. — Read More
Ideas #18-21: Quick Hits
Sweeping out the overlooked corners of the IFtaGH desk for some ideas that are too small (or possibly too borderline offensive) to warrant their own posts. — Read More
Idea #16: Stain-Covering Labels
I have never had corn kernels stuck to my forehead, either fresh from the cob or in niblet form. I'd just like to make that clear. At times I'm not the world's tidiest eater, but I've never had corn stuck on my forehead.
For me, corn on the forehead is t — Read More
Idea #12: Cooling Underwear
With the first days of unequivocally nice weather upon us, here's an idea to make your summer a touch more tolerable. — Read More
Idea #13: Chinese Menu App
If I had to pick one person to write like, it’d be Calvin Trillin. Overall, I’m talking about. If I had to pick one person to write letters like, it’d be Frank Sinatra. If I had to pick one other person I could write ads like, well, I&rs — Read More
Idea #11: Pou-Rings
“Bring me back onion rings!” Jamie yelled at me on my way
out of the office for lunch today.
“No, poutine!” Terri yelled.
Somewhere in my head, they collided. — Read More
Idea #10: Sushi Hats
I can't be the only one who sees the possibilities here, can I? — Read More
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