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Dehumidifying furniture. — Read More

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Oh, the confused looks I get when I tell people I’m attending my partner Glen’s wedding this weekend. People who don’t work in advertising, anyway. I mean the art director I work with, of course. People know that cops (and figure skaters — Read More

Why do smoke detectors have to be so Grade-A God-Awful ugly? Martha Stewart, are you listening? — Read More