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Driving in Los Angeles
Max Mertens: "Our plan was to rent a car in Los Angeles and drive to the Coachella Music Festival... What could possibly go wrong?" — Read More
What To Do: Toxic Gas Cloud
Kirk Heron: First of all, no one should be farting on the streetcar — Read More
A Thank You, and Goodbye to Dance Cave
Scaachi Koul: The marimba loop of "Girls" by the Beastie Boys will always remind me of vomit, foaming up inside a plastic cup‪ — Read More
What To Do: Soul Sucker
Kirk Heron: Forget about your soul, person with a Job, and focus on yourself — Read More
In Defence of the Guy Who Hits the Propellor in Titanic
Alexandra Molotkow: "Since then I have dreamed of a passionate love where one of us dies before we can hate each other" — Read More
A Tale of Two Seders
Jordan Ginsberg: "Nothing puts a good story in perspective like hearing it told poorly" — Read More
What To Do: Your Boyfriend Will Hate You If You Smoke (And Lie About It)
Kirk Heron: (So don't lie about it) — Read More
A List of My Greatest Deceits (Including Dingus the Believer)
Alexandra Molotkow: "I am so afraid of lying that sometimes I worry about lying by accident, having deceived myself about the things I believe to be true" — Read More
The Beginning of the End of Generation X
Bert Archer: Russell Smith is going blind — Read More
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