Articles by Kirk Heron
What To Do: Darth Hater
Kirk Heron: "You are being as selfish as any Star Wars character that turned to the dark side" — Read More
What To Do: Wedding Blues
Kirk Heron: "Pretend you think his baby is cute and convince him not to wear a white linen suit and a fedora at his wedding" — Read More
What To Do: When Your Co-worker is a Klepto
Kirk Heron: Terata II: Working Class Hero will be your moral compass — Read More
What To Do: Wasting Time
Kirk Heron: Hello, Saddest Blob in the World. Your situation reminds me of an old tale: The Brothers Grimm. — Read More
What To Do: I'm a Cat Person
Kirk Heron: My feline is a loveable idiot who thinks he's my boyfriend. He seems hell bent on having an audience with me — Read More
What To Do: Getting Trolled
Weekly advice from the Standard's agony uncle (this week: getting into it with nerds). — Read More
What To Do: Garage Rat
Weekly advice from the Standard's agony uncle (this week: living in filth). — Read More
What To Do: Butter Eating
Weekly advice from the Standard's agony uncle (this week: coming to terms with weird habits). — Read More
What To Do: Learning How To Grow Up
Weekly advice from the Standard's agony uncle (this week: becoming an adult). — Read More
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